In my profile to the left, there appears the words "is currently" which are proceeded by an emoticon.

I had no choice in this matter as there was no goddamn motherfucking option to simply not select anything from that sickeningly long list of useless crap. It would have defaulted to one of them anyway.

For the record: I fucking hate emoticons and those who employ them in anything but a strictly ironic/satyrical sense. This "cutening" of the internet, by the throngs of colloqials that now flock to it, is directly porportional to the level of intollerable banality floating to the top of my spam-filter.

I hate you all.

Goodbye.